I’m in St Andrews for the umpteenth time but with me this time is my niece Susannah, who has never been before, so this post is going to be me interviewing Susanna about her first impressions of St Andrews.
Me: So, Susannah, what strikes you most about St Andrews?
Susannah: I think what struck me most was the fact that it’s sunny in Scotland!
Me: Was there any other weather today? *knowing full well that we got blown sideways on the West Sands*
Susannah: Yes, there was quite bit of wind and rain when we were on the West Sands.
Me: That’s one of the three beaches in St Andrews, and what are the three main streets called?
Susannah: North Street, South Street and Market Street.
Me: Well done! And what’s the other one at the side?
Susannah: The.. Something?
Me: That’s right 😂, The Scores. What do you think of the shops we’ve seen so far?
Susannah: Yeah, there seems to be a lot selling souvenirs and also some shops saying some pretty random things as well.
Me: Yes pretty, random things. Lovely. And we went out to a restaurant for dinner which was called Mitchell’s. What did you think of dinner?
Susannah: It was delicious but it was quite small.
Me: Yes it was it was quite small – and my fish was greasy. The chips were good, though.
Me: We’ve seen a few different university departments, mostly from the outside. We’ve seen Languages and Theology, Psychology. We’ve seen a lot of the halls of residence as well. Oh yeah, where are we now?!
Susannah: We are in one of the halls!
Me: Which is officially called McIntosh Hall but everyone here calls (or used to call) it Chattan, for a reason I don’t know. What do you think of the hall?
Susannah: It’s quite nice. The rooms have got a lot of space and the bathrooms are quite clean.
Me: We’re not inside the room just now, we’re in the living room, or the common room, or the TV room, or whatever you want to call it. We have it entirely to ourselves and it seats what would you say, 15 people?
Susannah: Probably, yeah.
Me: Maybe more, and we have it entirely to ourselves, which is nice. (Some people came in but quickly ran away when they saw it was occupied.) What do you think of how long the days are in June?
Susannah: I think it’s quite surprising really that it’s like 9 o’clock at night and it’s still light, but I suppose being this far north it does tend to happen.
Me: So why are the two of us in St Andrews anyway?
Susannah: Because I want to go to St Andrews, the university, because I think it’s very good university and it’s also just a great town.
Me: There’s a good advert! And you would be studying – what is the current plan?
Susannah: Theology and German.
Me: Sehr gut! Danke schön, Susannah!
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