Songs to Which the Answer is “No”

1) Jerusalem William Blake
“And was Jerusalem builded here in England’s green and pleasant land?” No, I think you’ll find it’s in the Middle East.

2) Isn’t it Ironic? Alanis Morissette
Traffic lights when you’re already late? That’s just life, dear.

3) Do You Think I’m Sexy? Rod Stewart
Sorry, Rod, but much as I like your gruff singing voice, seventies skintight style doesn’t do it for me.

4) Football’s Coming Home (Three Lions) The Lightning Seeds
It didn’t seem likely to start with, and so it turned out. No, it wasn’t coming home.

5) Temptation Heaven 17
Because you need five in a list, and you should always say no to this one 😉